FANDOMS: Katamari Damacy and Pokémon, although there's more in the real version.
CHAPTER ONE: The Potential Beginning
It was a beautiful morning in Main Street, despite it always being night. The moon was gibbous, there was lots of activity...and it turns out the activity was common with females to males. Why was it like this? Well, it was because love is in the air...well, it's more of a heat. In fact, this heat would lead to a massive orgy affecting everyone in Main Street!
In a laboratory cleverly disguised as an observatory, there were a bunch of scientists trying to test a satellite out. It emitted some sort of love potion formula, in which it makes females act almost like female animals in heat every 2 minutes. Unfortunately, it backfired, and one scientist made the satellite gradually use doses that were only one molecule larger than the last. When they launched the satellite, it was in the part of the ozone layer that's above Main Street. But before I can tell you that story, I have to tell you this story...
CHAPTER TWO: Meet Hunter And His Invention
Hunter was busy making some modifications to his matter transportation device. (Yes, he was ripping off Sandy--the squirrel from Spongebob Squarepants.) "Just one more weld on this plate of metal and I suppose this thing's complete," Hunter said. It took him several months to make this piece of technology, and he was starting to tire out. Sweat was covering his forehead, just because his brain tried solving complex math. "Yes! It's done! Now, I need to test this out..."
Hunter grabbed his matter transportation device and headed outside. "It's pretty simple: first, you set a target by shooting at any flat surface." He shot 5 feet in front of him. "Next, you find something you wish to warp to said target by shooting at it. This dummy I made out of LEGO bricks should do the trick." The dummy was actually a mini-figure sitting on top of a pyramid made of 2x2 bricks that was 5 bricks high. Hunter shot at the pyramid with the minifig on it, and it warped to where he shot first. "This works perfectly! I think I'll earn a Nobel Prize for this." Now that I told you this story, I'm gonna tell you that story...
CHAPTER THREE: It Begins
In the Radio-Free Transmission Forest--named for a radio station in it--there were two cousins manning the station: Honey and Norn. "Hello, this is Honey the Clumsy and Adorable, featuring Norn the Passionate and Freezing on RFTF Radio 42.3 FM! I got this job because I felt like running a radio station with rookie Norn!" Honey said into a THX-certified microphone.
"My name's Norn the Passionate and Freezing, although many call me Norn," Norn said into the microphone, then pushed a button on the closest soundboard. The button let out an "Oh yeah!" "Recently, a heat has fell upon Main Street. I'm probably going to impregnate some random female being later when she screams at me to, probably because of this dang heat. In fact, we got news that Hunter Coates has made the very first matter transporter device!" Norn pushes a button on the soundboard, which then lets out a generic crowd cheer noise. "Back on subject, I think I need to go out for a moment, Norn the Passionate and Freezing," Honey said. "Oh dang, you're affected by the heat?" Norn said.
"Well, duh! Pretty much every girl's in estrous right now, regardless of age! I'm gonna leave for now, so see ya later!" Honey left the radio station, and flew back to Main Street. Norn then said through the microphone, "Well...it seems that Honey has left the station. Anyone who's listening, I hope you survive the heat and that the females don't tear you limb from limb. I also really hope that I survive this...so, goodnight! Now I'll play various greatest hits on loop till I come back." Norn then left the radio station and flew back to the Space Mushroom.
As Honey landed in the southern sector of Main Street, she clumsily fell over, and got back up. Maybe I should tell Hunter about this heat, Honey thought. But first... She saw a lonely guy who always used Matchmaker.com, and suddenly walked behind him. "What are you doing, and who are you?" the male said once he saw the pink cousin running towards him.
"I'm gonna have babies after you impregnate me! Oh, and my name is Honey. I come from the Cosmos!"
I'm going to mate with an alien? thought the man to himself. He was somewhat disgusted at this. Maybe once I get back home, I'll blow her brains out with a shotgun. It's probably the only reasonable solution.
"My goodness," Huey said to himself. He had a housekeeping job at the dorms, fixing beds, polishing rooms, and realigning tilted paintings. Alongside this housekeeping job is that regardless of gender, you have to wear a maid's outfit. Currently, he was on the 8th floor, after cleaning room 804. He went to the next room, and knocked on the door. "Housekeeping!" Huey said.
Inside this dorm room was a large male Rhea americana (Greater rhea) specimen, who was called Zhanu by many. He was watching CSI: Miami, just because of Horatio Caine putting on sunglasses and the YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!! kicking off the opening, but then he turned off the TV, hearing his door being knocked. "I said housekeeping, dang it!" Huey said behind the door. Zhanu walked over and opened the door, to see a light-green Y-shaped object with yellow legs and red ball-shaped feet. "Excuse me," said Zhanu as Huey walked out of the way. "Damn, are some of these residents not even human at all," Huey said to himself. He went to room 806, and knocked on the door. "Housekeeping!" Huey repeated from earlier.
This alike-but-flipped-horizontally dorm room had another rookie, named Paula. She was busy reading the 241st issue of The Main Street Inquirer, and she was quite surprised that Hunter invented a matter transporter. "He's very good at his job," Paula said to herself. Then, she heard knocking. The maid was here! She opened the door, and saw second cousin Huey dressed as a maid. "Why are you dressed like a girl, Huey?" Paula asked. Huey responded with "It's because anyone who is supposed to do housekeeping here is meant to dress up like this. It's just plain awkward."
"...Whatever. By the way, have you heard of this heat that fell upon Main Street?"
"Yes, I did."
"Okay. Now...PUCKER UP, SWEETIE!" Paula grabbed Huey, and tackled him into the bedroom every dorm room had. Luckily, they both landed on the bed. "I'm now in estrous, kiddo!" Paula yelled in Huey's face. This isn't gonna be good, thought Huey.
Miru, the male Gothorita who's a cousin to Zeru, was calmly walking about in a park located in the western sector of Main Street. "Ahhh...what a nice night to be out," Miru said to himself. "It's unfortunate how there's a heat affecting Main Street right now. I hope for the best No-Name doesn't have babies despite being too young..." He started to shudder on the inside. But then, he heard a "C'mere, cutie!" coming from behind--it was Alice, from the book by Lewis Carroll, not the one whose last name is Margatroid! She tackled him, despite a few bruises and scrapes.
"What the hell are you doing here, Alice?" Miru asked, but then Alice replied with "It's the heat, kiddo! Now, go ahead and let us get into the missionary positio--" Alice was cut off by Miru throwing her quite a distance with his psychic powers. "I don't want to impregnate you, and I never will because I'm not a human being!" He then ran away as fast as he could, trying to find his dorm room. "Plus, we're not allowed to do it in public, moron!"
Miru made himself levitate 4 meters off the ground, looking for the dorm he stood in. "Hmm...oh yeah, it was in that big circular dorm--the one reminding me of the two Hilton towers in Seattle, Washington." He broke through the window of room 1819, which was his room. "I don't wanna be chased by anything else..." Miru said to himself, then cousin Marcy flew through his broken window without him expecting her. "Hey, fella in the black dress! Let's get dirty!" Marcy said with excitement for babies one-half cousin, one-half Gothorita. "Damn it, I didn't WANT to be chased around by ANY girls tonight--I don't even feel like it!" He kicked Marcy out of the broken window, then went to bed.
"That bastard! Why would he do this to me?" Marcy said mid-fall. "I just wanted to have babies with him! He just looks beautiful in my eyes!"